"We’re getting divorced because we love each other, and we both realize that we don’t have enough of what the other needs. When we decided to get divorced, I wrote a note with all the things I loved about her, and gave it to her. She got very emotional and started crying. Then three days later, she wrote me a similar note. But here’s the thing—- she wrote it on the back of a recycled piece of paper. She wrote it on the back of an advertisement or something. So I called her out on it. And she said: ‘I knew you were going to bring that up. If you cared, you wouldn’t mind what it was written on.’ And I said: ‘Well, if you cared, you’d have gotten a fresh piece of paper.’"
how do you sleep on your back without feeling like a vampire
this man deserves an award.
What a beautiful statement he’s making
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
I have been on this site for three god dam years and have been waiting ever so patiently to get over 200 followers for the last two years.
i need two more.. please help
do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know
this is good and all but can I just
this man is a brilliant actor
he don’t count… because we’re not entirely sure if he’s acting or if he’s seriously iron man….
reblogging for the last comment
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.